“I just wanted to feel like me again, but sometimes the testosterone supplementation made me feel like a raging bull.” After signing up for a trial of […]

Hippos are already known for quaking flatulence, but Chinese scientists, untethered by regulation, have genetically modified one special hippopotamus. “BooBoo the hippo has a perfect diameter of […]

“Meteorites can be quit valuable, and there are hunters who track them down. People travel to scan the soils where shooting star sightings have been reported. This […]

“I just want to see if it moves the rings a little. Just a little side project for fun. The bomb we’ll be sending has a payload […]

“Many celestial objects look like familiar things. We aimed the Webb scope out last week, and were surprised to see a very close representation of “The Dude” […]

Ultra vain friends made a death pact: “If one of them died, the other would have their face transplanted to the other’s body. She’s choosing her left […]

A few men across the country are hooking up rolling coal kits to their car, making enormous billowing clouds of black smoke pour out of their truck […]

“Flat earth was just a start: it’s actually based on it’s predecessor ‘Pizza Earth’,” said our unnamed expert. “Well things have taken a new turn, and burrito […]