A controversial new restaurant serves what appears to be a normal menu, but customers soon discover that every plate has varied forms of 100% hot dog meat. Also, everything involving bread is the same materials as a plain 100% Wonder […]
Best Buy is once again shrinking the window of time you get to return a poorly designed product. “We’re tired of honoring the 30 day return that Americans expect. It’s best for the company to shrink the return window to […]
“Due to the soft nature of the hovercraft cushion, the super soft sand, and the perfect gentle sloping water levels – no one was hurt,” said Police Chief Gud Mackey “Seems crazy, because I saw people flying through the air, […]
Hippos are already known for quaking flatulence, but Chinese scientists, untethered by regulation, have genetically modified one special hippopotamus. “BooBoo the hippo has a perfect diameter of intestine, a complete imbalance of gut biome, and a scientifically perfect nether regions […]
“Not long ago, you hooked up a stereo and that was your only tech problem for the next 7 years. Now it takes three remotes to turn on my t.v. The menus are f#cked. The menu for one device is […]
“We are forced to combine the word slut and loot. It’s our obligation to place language where new definitions are required – some women are actually beyond just being slutty, but not all of these women are paid whores. We […]
“The custom car was 3D printed by the owner himself. It’s literally the only one on the entire planet. Jamall really f#cked up, and since its his 23rd offense, he’s in a lot of trouble,” said police chief Sammy Pickelo […]
Behind the scenes, the lead writer revealed, “There are a lot of truly impossible things we could do with a b#tthole. I knew it would be difficult to get Tom Cruise into this idea, but that’s why we got the […]
“After a long trial, we have a workplace that’s 100% diversified. In a corporation of 1,000+ people, every single one of them is either a different race and orientation, or a dual mixed breed. This gave us enough combinations to […]
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