A few years ago, America was economically forced to use LED lightbulbs, making all availability of incandescent bulbs disappear almost overnight. “People with discerning eyes noticed a much higher light quality in the homes of the super wealthy. A 300 […]
In the old days, recruiter stereotypes were more of a mental filter. This is the first time we found prejudice hard coded into company’s hiring software. We got a secret mole hired, codenamed “Juan”, into the American tech business, which […]
Gordon is known for his outrageous temper, and willingness to humiliate people on his television show. After the announcement of his final episode the entire cast hosted a surprise party where Gordon received the farewell cake he deserved. “It was […]
With both party’s foaming at the mouth, and Democrats frustrated by so many swift moving executive action, they have prepared countermeasures. The first order is to rename the newly coined Gulf of America. “It only makes sense because the Gulf […]
Disney is reviving a long forgotten character, and thrusting it into center stage. “Wompa is a formidable warrior, just short of Jedi skill level. His species deserves a broader roll in the Star Wars universe. We’re reviving him in a […]
“I just wanted to feel like me again, but sometimes the testosterone supplementation made me feel like a raging bull.” After signing up for a trial of ‘T’, 48 year old Dan Schuler was surprised to feel his behavior changing. […]
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