“Looks like the Epstein files have been corralled and are now on a rocket heading straight to Jupiter. Reporters caught wind of the news just before launch, and they flooded the tarmac entrance, demanding answers. The official statement was released […]
“This robot looks, feels, and even smells human. It stubs its toe often, and cusses after it happens. Scientists around the world can’t take their eyes off this big beautiful boy,” said a visibly proud spokesperson for Tesla’s robot division. […]
“If anyone wants a tariff, now is the time to get one. If you don’t have a tariff, it means you are insignificant. Who wants to be left out? Really these tariffs are a way to distinguish yourself, just like […]
“We needed to bridge the static between America and the EU. Online, we see insults and social competition that builds up between the two giants – often when America is not actively preventing Europe from being invaded. We need a […]
“A few years ago we removed 40% of the menu – can we cut back more?” a question uttered by a slick-haired man in a tailored pin stripe suit. “How many of these expensive ingredients can we get rid of […]
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