New Yeezi : Block of Memory Foam with Laces

Kanye West has revived the Yeezi Brand as his own brand, separate from Adidas, naming them Fasheezi’s. His eccentricity appears to be fairing as the shoe looks exactly like a Nerf Spiral Football blended into a giant block of memory foam, with a flat layer of tread glued to the bottom.

“Ya’ll need to see what I’m up to, cuz whatever I do, it’s on-the-spot gold,” said Kanye. “Can’t think of a single thing, besides shit that’s awesome. It’s okay you don’t have to know. I know. That’s what’s important because I’m actually the only person that’s real, you all just pieces of my imagination and that’s okay.”

Sneaker-heads are already buckling down for the $6,200 price tag on the unique style of shoe. Tik Tok is flickering with reels of shoe misers waving pre-sale tickets around like Nvidia stock chips in front of roaring crowds.

One lady gazing at the Fasheezi advertisement poster said, “I’m not sure if those shoes are actually wearable, wouldn’t the memory foam just slide and rip as you try to walk?”
No one had answered, but they did have the faint sweat of gold-rush fever on their brow.
At that very moment the crowd began to murmur loudly, apparently a second picture was released on Instagram of the coveted packaging the shoes will be sold in.

“That’s like a crushed up Burker King bag, innit?” said one passerby.

“It’s art,” yelled the shoe miser, “Don’t fug with art bro. We’re snapping up those joints no matter what. They’ll be reselling for 11 grand in a couple years.”