Press Release Sends Gen Z Women Into State of Shock

“The minute we declared the taller height preference as racist, it sent bimbo brains into an infinite-glitch loop. This isolated trend conflicts with their mind-numbing cancel culture. They’re scared to be cancelled and also scared to not lap up whatever trend is being barfed onto Tik Tok. It was a backdoor, as many races don’t have many men over 6 feet tall, so it dialed in perfectly.” relayed national PR specialist Mallory Shaffet.

“Portions of Gen-Z have been really f#cked up by social media. This is snowballing toward damaging the human race,” Internet specialist Todd Grazzer discovered. “Dating apps and some air-head Tik Tok users have whip-lashed the public with strange dating limits. One current murmur causing outrage among men is when a group of vapid short chubby women, claim that only a man over 6 feet tall meets their dating needs. When asked about their weight or waist measurement the same women run away with tears in their eyes.”

“We saw this as a major obstacle to keeping our population size viable. Not very many men are above 6 feet tall. Men taller than that barely fit in vehicles and hit their heads on so many things, we consider most of them at risk of NFL-like brain damage, from so many impacts. We had to fight back, to save humanity from modern self-imposed retardation, or collapsing population numbers,” said Tila Deuly, D.C. civil expert.

“We needed to strike these weird trend-gobbling women where it hurts: anything that makes them think too hard can just shock their under-active brains. The nationwide campaign stating “Tallism is Racist” has been a crippling success, leaving Tik Tokkers confused about what trend should follow.”

Our street expert Darnell Walsh stated, “Even the NBA and NFL have players shorter than 6 feet. The really tall guys live a difficult life with extreme health challenges. Even Mike Tyson is like 5’ 10”. Whoever coined this 6 foot preference was either a real tall b#tch, a former man, or she just plain stupid. Par for the course these days.”

When the ‘Tallism is Racism’ campaign hit all media sources at once, flooding the internet, the young women were forced to consider it as important as other things Tik Tok shows them, due to sheer volume.

Correspondent Tila Deuly’s official D.C. statement was released four weeks after the bombshell campaign:

Since the released triggered bimbo-brain meltdown, some of the women have entered social shock with various symptoms:

– getting a second, even third, series of lip injections
– deleting and re-installing Tinder 5+ times a day in confusion
– washing off their painted on eyebrows, and just going without
– ‘slutting hard’ for weeks on end
– performing on their Only Fans with dead eyes and complete malaise

“We’ll be patient as the damage winds down. But, we must preserve our population and no bimbo trend is going to take precedence over national security. Starting next week, if we ever hear the 6 foot statement again, they will be sent to the nasty prison. That is law now. ”

Rumors have spread that a follow-up campaign will soon emerge, “The clothes in the Big-&-Tall section are limited and really ugly”, to further push the Gen Z bimbos towards healthy sized males.”