New Toy Story Movie Leaked: Hot and Heavy Foursome

“Things are looking really bleak for the franchise, after the leak, the public has lost serious interest. They’re really into mocking us though.” A New Toy Story movie set for release has been leaked, but makers are struggling to reverse plot and design decisions.

“We’re just not sure about Woody wearing two piece women’s lingerie. Not sure how we got this side tracked,” said one Disney 3D designer.

Leak reporter feedback is rough:
“The plot climax leads directly to a 4 man orgy. The entire story build-up, there’s literally no other possible direction for this to end. I could care less, but isn’t this a kids movie?”

The stock has dipped significantly, as small clip leaks show Buzz Lightyear riding a G.I. Joe dressed as a little piggy in Daisy Duke shorts. The art director sounded pretty depleted when he told us, “Unfortunately, 80% of the movie has Woody in the red garter and lacy bra, so we’ll have to scrap it all. I kept saying…”