“They removed notepad and picture viewer for f#cksakes, and you can’t push these tabs around without installing more software. This is a nightmare,” Bill said to our reporter. “Yes it’s pretty stable and secure, but that’s all it offers. My monitor burns my eyes, want to adjust it, so I need to install more software. Create a few restore points for safety? Windows 11 just maliciously erases them, like a goddam virus.”
Bill gazed out the window with vacant eyes, “I just found out the board approved a dead email address that just absorbs complaints without a single reply. HR prints out the complaints sometimes and tapes them to the bathroom stalls for a laugh.”
We asked about Windows direction. “Originally, I wanted to stop at Windows XP, and just improve security and bug fix. But the shareholders want as many releases as possible: they even floated the idea of a new Windows every Christmas season to force multiple buys, and then tie your license to your social security number for whatever reason.”
“I really miss the old days, coding in a garage. I’m thinking about leaving and starting a competing brand, maybe call it Buxley’s Bodacious Lingo-Software or BBL for short,” he then said, “It’s just a working title,” after I gave him a paused look.
We informed Bill that this was all on the record and he just started eating Cheetos, like it was no big deal, “Mmmm, right.”
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