European Migrants Moved to Politician’s Homes

“I know my home is huge, but the estate is only a couple acres. How can I house 3,214 migrants like this? It’s also like 87% men. We’re literally shoulder to shoulder. I tried going to my vacation home, but it’s full too. Seems like we’re getting punished for our good deed,” said German chancellor, Wolfgang Funfgetz.

“Fake refugees have taken over. We have taken in millions of them in just a few years. They all go back their home land for vacations. They bring so much crime – Germans don’t even want to go outside in those areas. We have suffered, and the politicians did not listen and only increased their permissions. So now the politicians will join us in the sexual assaults, beatings, and robberies we have been enduring. I heard the chancellor was molested 32 times yesterday. That’s really f#cked up, and I don’t approve. It’s what we’ve been living with, though.”

“For unknown reasons, any number of migrants can show up, and they are given money, free housing, with no work necessary, so they just keep coming. Rather quickly they have pushed out all the Germans in several major cities. The EU is pushing the agenda hard. We think it’s the deep state looking for low cost workers. I am personally making moves to dis-ban the E.U.,” said a drunk man at the corner pub who was barely able to stand.

Bernice Chotney, an American living abroad in Germany, reported, “The crime rate has risen astronomically, so the people have revolted. All 2.7 million of the migrants have been isolated to just a few hundred politician homes. It’s madness. It’s strange to see another country manipulate policy as bad as America.”