Sombrero Fever Hits High Schools Nationwide

For unknown reasons, Millions of little sombrero are being donned by an entire generation. “The high schools are full of them, almost everyone is wearing them. They don’t count as hats, because ‘cultural’, so the admin can’t force them to take them off.”

A teenage passerby said, “I’m surprised to see tiny Mexican hats being sold in white suburbia at all. Isn’t that cultural appropriation?” Just then a random vagabond ran by and lightly slapped him in the face. He gathered himself and went on, “I was just trying to make sure everyone knows that this is cultural appropriation.” Just then another vagabond ran by and slapped him the face with his left hand, and again with his right hand.

Fashionista Gabril Bodeezi shared, “There’s starting to be a market for these little hats. Designer brands are popping up. Looks like the trend isn’t going anywhere.” We zoomed in for a look at Gabril’s own mini sombrero which was made of elegant baby blue felt, it was embossed with the phrase, “Power Dilf”.