“Kids look up to us. Time to put the kick-a#s back in class. Lets rock.” said Mark Vox, math teacher. “A really annoying kid took a whole wing of our school hostage for seven hours. Those days are over. We’re locked and loaded, and its not gonna be little pistols. Pear Tree High School is going with bazookas.”
“In shooting practice, many of the teachers were having problem with aiming the bazooka. It was a s#it show to be honest. A lot of the guy teachers had video game experience and could send a rocket through a car window from 40 yards away. Not so for the others, like Mrs. Huckabee – she’s 55 and has huge cankles. I once saw her throw an empty coke can into a giant trash can from 3 feet away and missed. How can we rely on her to spike a killer with a bazooka, when she hasn’t touched her toes in 20 years? These aren’t commandos,” relayed Principle Tom Whitley. “I will take a bazooka though.”
“We’re doing it anyway. The point is not to fix this immediately, it’s a deep problem, probably with a deep solution. We have to start somewhere. Let’s go with this. Lets see these teachers put their money where their mouth is – they can LEARN the process of large munitions targeting, THEN practice, THEN improve. We ask the same thing of our students every single day.”
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