“Many celestial objects look like familiar things. We aimed the Webb scope out last week, and were surprised to see a very close representation of “The Dude” nestled deep within the universe. Some astronomers are trying to ignore the strangely detailed portrayal in the distant star foundry. They are trying to give the nebula a sciency-y name instead, specifically the Homo Nebula, short for homosapian,” said Asian American stargazer, Hon Wukong. “We are holding strong though, this thing looks exactly like Jeff Bridges with a levitating bowling ball about to deliver a perfect strike.”
The nebula has been causing a social ferver, thought to be a sign from God showing us that “The Dude’s” vibe really is the true path to spiritual enlightenment. “To Bowl, or Not To Bowl” has become a slogan passed around everywhere. Jeff Bridges himself is wearing a T-Shirt with the slogan, printed by Shirt-Wave.com. The back of the shirt says “Another White Russian, man”, above the graphic of a vicious attack ferret.
The Gen-X cult classic movie has ramped up to 3 billion views this month, as Millennials begin to slowly re-grow their freshly chopped off Duck Dynasty beards. “I can’t believe I’m growing the beard out again,” said Cody Stanz. “My wife was tired of it. But I joined the cult of Dudeism and it’s required to have the beard, and at least one good Dude robe.”
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