Guy Steals Exotic Car : Caught Instantly

“The custom car was 3D printed by the owner himself. It’s literally the only one on the entire planet. Jamall really f#cked up, and since its his 23rd offense, he’s in a lot of trouble,” said police chief Sammy Pickelo

The designer, Jawanda Molbeki is really happy that Jamall was caught so quickly. “I’ve had a car stolen in the past, and two more broken into with a lot of destruction, all when I lived in the city. It’s really satisfying that one of these indecent pieces of s#it is getting busted just 43 minutes after the theft. The car has a complex holographic wrap, so it’s impossible to miss.”

Jamall even drove the unmistakable whip right past the police station, over half a dozen times – all within half an hour of stealing the car. Twice he drove by while hanging out the window yelling, “Yeah Boyyyyy”.

When asked if Jawanda would sue Jamall directly he responded, “Yes I will sue him to wash my car every week when he gets out of prison. I also decided to visit Jamall in jail, and make him watch me eat a whole large pizza every single visit. Crime doesn’t pay, unless you are a high-level politician. Crime certainly doesn’t pay in hot delicious pizzas.”