Testosterone Man Goes Full Wolfman

“I just wanted to feel like me again, but sometimes the testosterone supplementation made me feel like a raging bull.” After signing up for a trial of ‘T’, 48 year old Dan Schuler was surprised to feel his behavior changing. “At first made me want to exercise a lot, and then I start getting a lot of Asian massages. Things were cool, and it took a while to notice the extra body hair.”

But things started changing for Dan. “I was a little itchy, and then I started getting irritable. I almost stopped the supplement, but something changed and it felt like I had a breakthrough. In the two weeks that followed, I put on 10 pounds of muscle mass without even lifting weights. At night I would crave long walks, and could do an amazing wolf howl at the full moon – full pipes, just blaring. I guess people would call the cops, but I had no problem outrunning the patrol cars. It was exhilarating.”

“The next couple months were wild, and kept getting stranger… I woke up in the middle of the night and pretty much drank a tub of raw chicken livers. Then I drove to the grocery store, found more livers and just started chortling them in the isle right there,” said Dan with a confused look. “That’s when I knew there was a problem; when the store manager stood there talking to me. I realized he was talking to me like a pet owner talks to his dog. I listened eagerly, absent-mindedly chewing on raw livers as the manager walked me to the front door scratching the back of my neck, which felt really good. I realized it was time to stop the testosterone… but instead, the next I told them to double the dose.”