“The custom car was 3D printed by the owner himself. It’s literally the only one on the entire planet. Jamall really f#cked up, and since its his 23rd offense, he’s in a lot of trouble,” said police chief Sammy Pickelo […]
“The new Florida park is a blast unless you weight 137 to 147 pounds: that sweet spot leads to systematic bodily destruction,” said our local whistle blower. Anyone that size will get punished. In one visit you may get: – […]
Jamall Bomeo has 9 foot long dreadlocks, bundled casually on top of his head. “It’s been that way for as long as I remember,” said his friend Razna Modavia. “I shave my head once a week, with a tight fade […]
“He rolled the man’s legs over his head, and his tuckus was sticking out. The man just kept leaning his pelvis on his tuckus,” relayed spectator Melvin Brown. We asked the victim for a quick statement: “He wouldn’t make a […]
“He started yell-crying that he just wants animals to sing him sea shanties. He ate nothing but deer jerky for two weeks. He did Homer Simpson impressions for like 4 days straight. Then he sold his car, bought a super […]
It was a special moment, like witnessing a rare celestial event. 59 year old Gert managed to download-and-open an attachment after an incredibly high number of very detailed in-person tutorials. “Just like a rare supernova, or a perfect sunset, this […]
“My neighbors looked a little weird, but they seemed okay when they stopped by to say hello. I stepped onto the porch for a work call, and left them in the living room with some cookies. That’s when I heard […]
“I finally realized something really is different, I seen it in the hidden camera footage. There she’s putting pickle juice in my pecan pie. My corn cobbler has a heavy pour of molasses and white vinegar. My green bean casserole […]
54 year old Jack Styles has been reunited with his unforgotten twenty dollar bill used to snort cocaine for an entire year in 1989. “It’s been like 19 years since I’ve seen this thing, and it brings back so many […]
An Arkansas man grew tired of seeing piles of trash and angry weird people surrounding his house all hours of the day and night. Coupled with a year of Twitter toxicity, and three separate nights of political arguments with his […]
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