Betsy Wade was the biggest male body-builder in the world just a few short months ago. Formerly Mack Davis, a goliath among men has undergone a 3 month transgender-ing process, in order to win and take home the $800,000 prize. […]
“I just wanted to feel like me again, but sometimes the testosterone supplementation made me feel like a raging bull.” After signing up for a trial of ‘T’, 48 year old Dan Schuler was surprised to feel his behavior changing. […]
Hippos are already known for quaking flatulence, but Chinese scientists, untethered by regulation, have genetically modified one special hippopotamus. “BooBoo the hippo has a perfect diameter of intestine, a complete imbalance of gut biome, and a scientifically perfect nether regions […]
“Meteorites can be quit valuable, and there are hunters who track them down. People travel to scan the soils where shooting star sightings have been reported. This week, a strange space rock made it to Earth. So many people had […]
“I just want to see if it moves the rings a little. Just a little side project for fun. The bomb we’ll be sending has a payload similar to 60,000 Nagasaki’s. It could literally melt half the Earth.” While the […]
“Many celestial objects look like familiar things. We aimed the Webb scope out last week, and were surprised to see a very close representation of “The Dude” nestled deep within the universe. Some astronomers are trying to ignore the strangely […]
Ultra vain friends made a death pact: “If one of them died, the other would have their face transplanted to the other’s body. She’s choosing her left breast as the target, and already there is $300 million waiting in an […]
A few men across the country are hooking up rolling coal kits to their car, making enormous billowing clouds of black smoke pour out of their truck exhaust pipes among traffic. It has been declared a protest to climate change […]
“Flat earth was just a start: it’s actually based on it’s predecessor ‘Pizza Earth’,” said our unnamed expert. “Well things have taken a new turn, and burrito is now dominating the field. There’s no turning back, burrito is here to […]
