It was the prompt that broke the camel’s back: an unnamed “Chad” forced ChatGPT to analyze dozens of nude selfies; then with increasing anger, forced GPT to write a list of 100 genital compliments, over and over again. The many […]
The new smart mirror does a penetrating A.I. gaze into your soul. It will then display a graphical report, telling users if their energy is compatible with public expectations. The Supra Vibe has cameras, motion sensors, a butt-thermometer, and a […]
Apple fans, known for their willingness to suffer for the brand, are largely defending the radical update: “I used to undo emails,” said one man in line at an Apple Store, “but maybe I needed to send them. Maybe the […]
In the old days, recruiter stereotypes were more of a mental filter. This is the first time we found prejudice hard coded into company’s hiring software. We got a secret mole hired, codenamed “Juan”, into the American tech business, which […]
Best Buy is once again shrinking the window of time you get to return a poorly designed product. “We’re tired of honoring the 30 day return that Americans expect. It’s best for the company to shrink the return window to […]
“Not long ago, you hooked up a stereo and that was your only tech problem for the next 7 years. Now it takes three remotes to turn on my t.v. The menus are f#cked. The menu for one device is […]
“Might as well take them off the truck and dump them straight into the trash,” said product reviewer Tim Bimm. “They design this garbage in Autocad, and run the design straight off the factory line without a single test. The […]
“The new app is a train wreck. And anyone can see that when you pick a song for a new playlist, the app forces our recommendations onto your playlist. Those songs pay the record labels most. This helps put food […]
“They removed notepad and picture viewer for f#cksakes, and you can’t push these tabs around without installing more software. This is a nightmare,” Bill said to our reporter. “Yes it’s pretty stable and secure, but that’s all it offers. My […]
Japan may be on the verge of a cure to tooth loss. Subcultures weigh in on possibilities of tooth growing medication. While intrinsic tooth repair could really help the general public, it turns out alternative subcultures wait with anticipation, some […]
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