Dems Prepare to Re-Rename it “Gulf of Potato”

With both party’s foaming at the mouth, and Democrats frustrated by so many swift moving executive action, they have prepared countermeasures. The first order is to rename the newly coined Gulf of America. “It only makes sense because the Gulf isn’t shaped like America, it’s shaped like a potato,” said rep Soja Fanoja, Democrat.

“I’m not sure this issue is super relevant to the American people, but it sends a message. Tattooing the world America in more places just creates resentment, at least in a few of our sub-groups.”

“Why the f#ck won’t the Democrats take on the insane prices of housing?” said voter Tim Brown. “They ignored it for the Biden years. It’s obvious they barely care. This Potato Gulf thing is just another gaslighting talking point.”

Republicans are already writing counter-counter orders to re-rename it Hulk Hogan Bay, once the Dems get that executive order across the desk in future.

We interviewed Crytpo Billionaire Cody Macabell via webcam, and he stated, “In response, the Dems are writing counter-counter-counter legislation to re-re-rename it the Blanka Gulf. That’s in honor of my favorite Street Fighter 2 character, Blanka. His body is the same shape as the Gulf when doing his famous shock attack. Well… you would be shocked at how cheap it was to rig that vote.”

Gulf of Mexico may someday be Re-Re-Renamed Blanka Gulf

“We’re starting with the Gulf of Potato though,” said Alesandro Mabell, D-rep. “The name is neutral. The gulf is shaped like a potato. And the new name supports Big French Fry, one of our most generous donors.”

“I really like the plan moving forward, it keeps the attention off the rich vs. poor civil war that is starting to form,” said the Booka Group a team of heavily invested super donors, via their strongest lobbyist.