Dictionary Adds Word: SLOOT

“We are forced to combine the word slut and loot. It’s our obligation to place language where new definitions are required – some women are actually beyond just being slutty, but not all of these women are paid whores. We needed a new word to define it, since they are actually letting their crotches get openly looted, like an inner city electronics store. “A new so-called dating app called SLOOTER is nearing release, which will only expand the expired seafood market,” said correspondent Bella Yabb who followed with a huge belly laugh at her own joke, followed by a very tiny fart.

Slooter CEO has stated, “We want to help sloots reach maximum vag-looting status. Like a city during a riot. The app will allow bimbos to basically open up shop, like a flea market. With a swipe right, they can have near instant penetration: swipe left… also instant penetration.”

Social analyzer Mickey Rawler has blasted the sloot expansion, “Who doesn’t like a good tickle? But for some of these women, it’s like they are absent of any self-awareness. Unable to process any type of consequence at all. But, is it worth treating your body, and social identity, like a public f#cking toilet?”

National social concepts expert Bill Yood states, “We can’t figure out how to back-peddle society. We shouldn’t need a word like ‘sloot’ at all. That came from the internet, maybe rap, and the youngest generations being overexposed to p#rn. Can we undo this? I literally don’t know how. Please f#cking help.”