A Michelin 5-Star restaurant has just gone for the jugular. French chef Arni Onwee has wowed the food world with a semi-soup that is actually just 99% high fat cream with a little spice.
“You eat it like a soup, but it is not a soup,” said chef. “It is a new thing. I call it Crème Le Pemme.”
“It gave me instant diarrhea, because of all the fat. But I vouch for it,” said billionaire connoisseur Madam Bev Macklebee.
“Who would have ever though to just serve the crème almost exactly as it is. Then just salt and pinch of spice. Yes, darling. Yes!” said Tik Tok food inflencer Bethany Marks.
“Average people won’t understand. It’s not for them,” stated chef Onwee. “I work from the soul, and when creating this masterpiece, I thought of purity and… all that… it’s an experience” then silence, clearly running out of words.
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