Josh Bentley lost his job three weeks ago, fired by “Backstabbing managers who turn everything good into a toxic waste fire,” as he frequently describes in his new Youtube cooking channel monologue.
“It’s clear he’s not over the situation. Many work places become socially contorting,” stated psychologist Ben Mumphrey, “Watching these videos gives me anxiety. He’s really pissed off.”
Between chopping celery with fury, and slamming pancakes off his griddle with the might of an enraged gorilla, Josh mumbles about his “girlfriend nagging about when money will start coming in again.”
“I’m not sure this is good for people to watch. Seems more like a meltdown that just doesn’t stop,” said viewer Gareth Bonavia, “Is he okay? I don’t think so.”
“I’ve been that p#ssed off before,” stated Darnell Blinkey. “Oh yeah. C#nts gave me a 20% pay cut the week of Christmas. I lit the lobby on fire and walked out. Wish someone would have stopped me from taking my next job reading story books to kids. I was just like Josh, nearly cussing and screaming between every page flip. Went on for about two months, until I got fired from that job for accidentally spiking a book off a kid’s head.”
“Male anger is an issue, but we find that 40% of it comes from really wicked forces choking out decent men in workplaces. Men don’t do great when they are forced to endure really unfair, illogical conditions for a long period of time,” said Bella Goad, social worker. “The other 20% of male anger is just classic power-lust, so look out. As we can see from this cooking channel, Josh is really trying to vent this off in a healthy way, but the comments are just people crying with emoji’s. He may not have always been toxic, but he is now.”
“It’s reel after reel of Josh yelling, stammering, venting, sobbing, all while making simple recipes that we don’t really need. It has become a spectacle, maybe one worth watching.”
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