Behind the scenes, the lead writer revealed, “There are a lot of truly impossible things we could do with a b#tthole. I knew it would be difficult to get Tom Cruise into this idea, but that’s why we got the buzz going. We knew a fan favorite would be impossible to turn down. When Tom saw nearly one billion fans begging for the movie to be made, he felt there was no choice,” stated Hollywood insider, Sara Macaboo.”
“Who doesn’t want to see one of the world’s most famous actors skydiving into, and then escaping, a 6,000 foot wide planetary b#tthole,” added director Guy Dweely.
“So we got the movie made, and it will release in a week, but Tom is having a hard time with the promo tour. He finds it difficult to say the word ‘b#tthole’ in public. So, we pulled him off the road, and put in Ben Stiller in his place, even though he’s not in the movie. He really gets Tom. Sometimes, they even finish each other’s sentences. Tom does however think this is one of the best films he’s ever made, and he’s not shy to tweet about it: “As far as the B-hole goes, we got a lot of coaching from the original creator of the giant Sarlacc Pit from Star Wars, and then took it to another level. Expect mayhem: goliath indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea… the works.”
Legendary critic Pete McDerbin stated, “I don’t think they realize what they have here. It’s not just an experimental film; this thing is going to break records. Everyone wants to see the planet Earth’s b#tthole.”
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